When you get drunk at lunch

No one's going to fault you for wanting to booze it up at a restaurant. They have a drink menu, you have money in your wallet. Makes sense. But becoming a total drunk at a bar and becoming a total drunk at a restaurant are two very different things. For one thing, bartenders can just shove booze at you and walk away. But from the stories we heard from our anonymous server, listening to you yell loudly and belch in his ear while you spill your water on him for the third time is beyond uncool.