"I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good. I'm almost happy it ended the way it did because I've learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced. I would be a fat housewife with three kids in Sands Point, LI."

–Rachel Uchitel, former mistress of Tiger Woods', talking about a former boyfriend who died in the 9/11 attacks. This quote was reported by the New York Post. Uchitel is suing the newspaper, claiming that her words were taken out of context and misconstrued.