Super Bowl XXIX: Patti LaBelle and Indiana Jones

In 1995, it was not a dumb idea to have Patti LaBelle perform at the Super Bowl halftime show. In fact, that was a good idea. Patti LaBelle is a legendary singer. Anyway, when you think of the life, work and career of Patti LaBelle, what performer do you think would really click with her? Did you just answer "Indiana Jones"? OF COURSE YOU DID. Now, assuming this was a good idea, which it really, really wasn't, if you DID want to have Indiana Jones show up during the super bowl halftime show with Patti LaBelle, who would be a good guy to play him? If you answered "someone who wasn't named Harrison Ford" you are two-for-two. Because as anyone who is a fan of Indiana Jones films knows that having Harrison Ford play Indiana Jones isn't really that important. Oh, and Tony Bennett and the Miami Sound Machine also performed at some point because why not?