Drunk or sober, these champs are d-u-m-b

In our society, you are sober until proven drunk. Even if you're seen walking around the neighborhood naked with a beer bottle up your ass, you can't publicly be called "drunk" until the justice system has done its job. So we're not directly calling any of the individuals in this list a "drunk." But there are plenty of witnesses and authorities who allege that these special people, with their open cans of beer and penchant for spectacularly bad life choices, were intoxicated.

There's an old saying that goes "God protects the children, the drunk and the ignorant." This list proves, at the very least, that the Big Guy certainly watches over the last two. Some of these "alleged" drunks shouldn't be alive. Yet they are. Here are 20 of the dumbest alleged drunks in the history of imbibing. Remember to drink responsibly, kiddos, and more importantly, to drink smartly. For instance, if you're out partying, listen to your friends when they tell you to put down the fireworks and climb off the roof.