This is your life. And it's ending one meeting at a time.
The corporate model made the business of doing business more efficient and profitable than ever before imaginable. It also made each cog in its machinery as expendable as a member of Guns N' Roses.
As a result, everything about the corporate climate is lame: the glib condescension of the Microsoft Office Assistant elevators full of coffee breath co-workers babbling about their boring weekends. It's enough to make you want curl up into the fetal position and cry about all those big dreams you had, once upon a time.
If the following list of soul-trampling, will-snapping aspects of cubicle culture makes you laugh, you haven't worked in an office long enough. Written by Jordan Burchette