Robert Pattinson

"Being in such a specific pigeonhole right now, it's very strange. Having a persona people recognize, it's the thing that probably gets you paid the most, but it's also the thing that virtually every actor in the world doesn't want. 'Cause, like, no one would believe me if I wanted to play something ultra-realistic, like a gangster or something." –Robert Pattinson

Dearest Edward,
Boo hoo. You're stuck playing a sexy vampire for the rest of your life, making millions of dollars. That sucks, and I don't envy you at all.
Forever Yours,
T-Bella