13 Dumb Names For Different Kinds Of Farts

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4. The "Frog Carpet"

USED IN A SENTENCE: "I guess somebody put wall-to-wall frog carpeting in this house," squealed Barbara.

ALSO KNOWN AS: The "Tap-Dancing On Bubblewrap," The "Slipping On An Overly Full Jelly Donut," The "Machine Gun"

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