Reason #1: The average wedding can cost $27, 800

There are people who spend north of $100K on their weddings. The amount of money Americans spend on weddings is ridiculous and obscene. Even the average cost is over-the-top. Why not spend all that money on a honeymoon? Honeymoons are awesome. For $27 grand, you could, like, rent a Monster Truck and go on a tour of heart-shaped hot tubs across America.