You're... Not Hired!
One minor misstep during a job interview and you can immediately be eliminated as a potential candidate. So for the love of Donald Trump, please don't make the following 11 mistakes. If you read this and continue to say any of these things in front of an interviewer who holds your bright and shiny future in his or her hands, then you're dumb. And you deserve to live out your pathetic unemployed existence swimming in a giant vat of ramen noodles while wearing bright orange arm floaties. –Tina Smithers