Moving is evil. Don't do it. Just stay put.

These people are not happy, despite what they look like in the photo. They are sweaty, sore, and they secretly hate each other. I recently moved from New York City to Kansas City, 1,200 miles across the United States, which officially makes me an expert on the tedious, awful, terrible process of packing, hauling and unpacking every single thing you own. You better believe it's dumb, and here's why. –Tina Smithers