Prison

Oddly, some people find themselves falling in love with someone who is in jail, in prison, or on death row. For some reason, women seem more prone to this behavior than men. Either way, courting through bulletproof glass isn't the best way to find intimacy. Sure, your beloved inmate may swear up and down to the judge and you that they're innocent, but it's hard to say for sure when their 15-year stretch says otherwise. Besides, conjugal visits sometimes take place in trailers, and who knows if the sheets have been cleaned since the last Bonnie and Clyde did the dirty there.