10 Reasons Strip Clubs Are Dumb
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The cheesy DJ who sounds like an STD with a moustache
Every strip club has some guy in a booth who announces each stripper and then spins the worst techno dance music ever recorded. He sounds like the shock jock on a radio "Morning Zoo" in hell. You just know that he has sexually harassed every woman he works with and spends his free nights home, alone, pouring booze down the bottomless hole that is his soul.
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