Strip clubs are dumb because they attract the dumbest members of our population: desperate men.
Jiggle joints are businesses where women separate themselves from their clothes in order to separate men from their money. This is fine. There is nothing morally wrong with a naked woman. The female form has been celebrated in art for thousands of years. There's also nothing wrong with making a buck. That's the American way.
Most men are willfully ignorant when they visit a shake shack. If you're going to a strip club, you're going so you can literally throw all your money at a total fantasy. If you accept that it's an epic ripoff and go just to oogle boobies, then more power to you. You're more self aware than the vast majority of a strip club's clientele — lonely men who truly believe that they're going to get laid or that the stripper even actually likes them. You're paying her to talk to you, bro. It's her job.
Oh, and don't feel bad for turning those women down for a lap dance. Yes, they think you're cheap. But remember, you're still paying good money for the thrill of being able to reject a beautiful chick. Strip clubs are the only places lonely, socially awkward men can do that.
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