Dog parks are like demolition derbies

You've got a stuffy MILF with a pure bred on one side and a drug dealer with a pit bull on the other and you're praying that you don't have to make contact with either when little Spot decides to have a Monday night smackdown with their animals. And then in a flash, you're all pulling your pets apart and negotiating like it's some sort of car accident. I say let them fight it out like on the plains of the Serengeti, if only to save you from the awkward interactions.