They demand everything you have

It doesn't matter if it's a used condom, a book on dieting or an Asian pork bun. If the dog sees you've got one, they think it means they should follow suit. It's kind of like you're the cool kid in school who starts all the trends and the dog is your ugly, desperate friend who you wish would stop copying you. Except the friend lives at your house and watches you on the toilet which makes it extra creepy.