Yes, you read that right: owning an adorable widdle snuggle puppy is dumb. At least cats have a sense of personal dignity.

They're cute, lovable and always happy to see you. But they're also expensive, moody, and chew all your stuff. No, not grandma! I'm talking about your dog, the most overrated pet of all time (sea monkeys come in a close second.) Sure, they make great life partners for the lonely and are perfect conversation starters for curb-side flirtation. But, honestly, how far can a relationship go when it began over a stream of steaming pet pee? Dogs do nothing but take, take, take. What do they give? Besides fleas, slobber and heartbreaking puppy dog eyes? Nothing. This is a list of 10 reasons you should leave that charming pooch at the pound where it belongs. Deal with it, PETA. Written by Samantha Charlip