Forgetting to pack or use sunblock
You might think this is obvious, but let's not forget that for many Spring Break partiers, breakfast is either a liquid or a sticky green substance. This is a friendly reminder, because the point can't be made enough. You're at a beach in Florida or Mexico or on a lake. You're probably going to be fist-pumping on a boat for hours at a time. The glowing ball of fire in the sky is unrelenting. It will be shining down on you all day. Don't forget to pack sunblock. If you forget, buy some. Remember to slather it liberally all over you. Because you know what's not sexy? Lobsters with goose flesh.