Smut Cliché: Plumbers get action

Why it should be changed: Plumbers make an honest living doing an important dirty job. They deserve the money they make. But let's not pretend that getting regularly seduced by horny housewives is one of the perks. No offense to plumbers, but the smutty movie cliché that plumbers get their pipes cleaned on the job is ridiculously implausible.

Alternative: Instead of inflating the egos of blue collar guys who make bank fixing leaky sinks, why not do impoverished bloggers a favor and perpetuate the myth that they ever get laid.