Perez Hilton

For a "man" who is so obviously jealous of the rich and famous that he regularly feels compelled to exploit their dirty secrets on his ugly pink website, it's a bit amusing that the blogger hasn't done all he can to be equally oversaturated. His obnoxious campaign to be the next American Idol judge was disgusting. The only thing grosser to come from Perez would be the one item he surprisingly doesn't have.

Proposed Sex Tape Title: None in the Pink, One in the Stink