Charlie Sheen

This guy needs a sex tape about as badly as he needs another goddess. The former Two and a Half Men star continues on his media rampage, taking to video chats, Twitter, talk shows and everything else that comes along with an impressionable audience. Homemade porn is merely the next logical step, though it appears that this self-proclaimed winner might be overcompensating for something. Or lack thereof.

Proposed Sex Tape Title: Two and a Half Inches