Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

The pint-sized reality star basically does have a sex tape — it's called Jersey Shore. Technically, Snooki did admit to Life & Style magazine that she has let the cameras roll during past hookups pre-Shore, but claims she wouldn't ever try to cash in on the footage. "I don't want people watching me doing that," she says. "It's a private thing." How ironic.

Proposed Sex Tape Title: This Grenade is DTF