A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Snooki's debut novel centers on a pair of party girls who spend the summer looking for
juice heads to smush love at... where else? The Jersey Shore. How original! The squat reality star has hardly been famous for a nanosecond; where did she find time to write a 300-page novel between smushing, drinking and GTLing? That's a big job for a girl who has admittedly only read 1.5 books in her life, the half being Twilight. And this literary wannabe made the New York Times best-seller list. America, getting dumber by the book.
Brilliant Excerpt: Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky. (2011) Buy it now.