The Feds Hate Legal Marijuana

Hey stoners! Watch out, "The Man" is coming for you and your beloved Tetrahydrocannabinol (a.k.a. reefer.) Drugs will make people believe anything — that they can fly, that R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" is a good song, etc. — but the truth may not be so sinister. Colorado just legalized marijuana in the 2012 presidential election and several other states have passed medical marijuana laws. But while it's possible The Man is going to raid Denver dispensaries, we think you might be a little paranoid...