Jesus Saves... On Electricity (Image: Getty)

5. Can You Email A Dream? Send Me One With Alicia Silverstone

"there are many peaple that have been getting dreams sent to them about things to come and it is being sent by aliens to try and help us as i have dreamed off many desasters that have come true i think that there is a race off bad alians and good and the bad ones are here to take over bygetting all the big powers together and getting them to run the planet so they have control off every thing"

6. I Hope You're Kidding

"George Bush was flying the reconstructed Roswell flying disk and used the alien death ray to destroy the Twin Towers on 9-11-01 while also using alien brain manipulation technology to make the world "see" planes flying into the towers. He did this to bring about the "end of days" using his robot double in the elementary school in florida, that's why "it" was holding the book upside down"

7. Wait, What?

"Donald Triump had been aproved by republicans "insiders"(Illuminati) for to apply for President. Watch in July 15, 2012 a child disappear, and the Bohemian Grove having him as a guest."

8. ...Or Just Get A Free Converter

"when we moved to Oklahoma 6 years ago..we had heard in the distant past of "news" shows..that American public needs to get ready..."they" are shutting the free airwaves down...no more rabbit eared antennas...America has to pay for tv or no tv at all......what is the real conspiracy behind this. It is one of our liberties that we sat idly by and let "them" take away. No free tv...pay"