17 Weird Conspiracy Theories
June's Strangest Theories
Watch out, everyone. If we're not careful, America could become "a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists." No, that's not a strange email from one of our fans -- it's actually a speech presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made recently. But Newt's contradictory statement would fit in perfectly with the third post in our feature series, "The Strangest Conspiracy Tips We've Ever Received."
This one involves Australians, aliens, Jesus Christ and other things we saw at the grocery store yesterday. As always, these are the actual, unedited writings and spelling choices of our fans, all of whom are awesome.
1. Abiotic Acid
"Have you heard about abiotic oil? Basically this is oil that naturally REPLENISHES itself! I recently stumbled across this topic and was amazed at how long its been around (1950's) but more importantly how little people know about it."
2. No More Guns
"I am a retired/disabled chief of police. A long time friend and Military man has told me that Obama is having contractor 'Security Forces'trained for 2013 to take our guns."
3. Jesus In The Seventies
"An apostle of Jesus Christ spirit is kept in bondage over a number of years. By means of witch craft and alien abduction the prophets' spirit is kept in bondage in an almost impossible release. During this time, time travel between the prophets younger self and older self is possible. This also being helped by the prophet prophecying by means of using the Good News Bible. This has been going on since 1972, the year of my birth, Jesus of Nazareth came to [redacted address in] Perth Western Australia on the 14th of September 1992. He saved my life more than a few times over."
"My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. One big brainwash. You're welcome."