Ancient Assyrian Text Message

An age-old tablet from the cradle of civilization contained a carved warning that disobedient brats, rampant corruption and lots of men wanting to write books clearly indicated the world was fast coming to an end. This was 2800 B.C. It is obvious that the writer of the tablet was a bit off on his dates as, millennia later, obnoxious tweens, widespread fraud and best-seller lists go on, as does the world.