Jon Stewart

After running a segment on what he called the "Tree Fighting Ceremony," comedian newscaster Jon Stewart declared war on the War on Christmas. "If there has been a war, Christmas is the aggressor nation," Stewart said. He can't see how including all religions in December's merrymaking is a fundamental attack on American freedoms despite Fox News' continual repetition of this very message. It's almost as if Stewart did not respect the sacred religious traditions behind Christmas, such as doorbusters and gift-receiving.