This Week In Conspiracies: JFK's Real Murderers

Crazier Than Thou: Sheen vs. 9/11 Truthers
Is Charlie Sheen a part of the "Al Qaeda Caused 9/11" conspiracy?
The 9/11 Truth Movement must be desperate for credibility. They're presently trying to coerce Charlie Sheen into being their spokesperson. At some point or other Charlie Sheen mentioned that 9/11 looked like a controlled demolition, and the Truthers were excited to finally have a (drug-using, perilously unwell) star in their camp. So excited that they are now furious that Charlie doesn't talk about 9/11 during the runaway success of his live "concert" tour.
They're planning to protest outside his theaters soon, which should cause some gridlock if they get in the way of audience members bolting for the exits in search of refunds. Admittedly, it is a bit odd that in the storm of his logorrhea Charlie hasn't once brought up 9/11. Did the "Al Qaeda Caused 9/11" conspirators get to him?
Mark Dice, a 9/11 Truther, complained to TMZ that Charlie isn't "asking hard questions about what happened on 9/11 and the resulting wars" and should stop "bragging about smoking crack and sleeping with hookers." (Yeah, because discussing 9/11 will stop the mass exodus from the theaters.)
Regardless, I think it's great that the 9/11 Truthers are going to picket Charlie Sheen's show because with them on the outside and him on the inside it's just gonna be a great big sandwich of crazy.
[ Jesse Ventura's Take ]
Regarding the JFK assassination, Fidel Castro told me that it was an inside job. He said Oswald could not make the shots. Kennedy had established rapport with the Soviet Union which, at point of the Cold War, was very good. Castro also told me this: "I'm not suicidal and I love my country. If I killed Kennedy, Cuba would have been wiped off the face of the earth. I wasn't prepared to make that deal."
[ Chapters ]
- Crazier Than Thou: Sheen vs. 9/11 Truthers
- The Cubs Would've Lost Anyway
- JFK: Whacked By E.T.?
- Is April The Most Violent Month?
- 'Atlas Shrugged' Off
Watch "Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura." You won't believe what you don't know.







