The 21 Strangest Conspiracy Theories
7. STDs are a government plot. “Is the government making STA's or STD's to kill people to make population numbers smaller and to make money from medicine & condoms?”
6. Damn those Jesuits. “When will you attack the puppet master (The Jesuits). Until then , I smell your fear of Man.”
5. Star wars. “jesse we need you to figure out what is going on in the sky. i swear theres a war out in space. i have a woke up to some pretty werid stuff a night, and i have seen these things flying in the air with no sound. what is going on governor”
4. U.S. government workers are actually shapeshifters. “are their really US officials who are aliens dressed as humans. i mean i have eyewitnessed a news castor blinking very fast then his eyes went completely black then back to normal. so are aliens really walking amongst us now to monitor us”
3. The Anti-Christ is among us, and he is not writing South Park. “The Anti-Christ is setting into motion a world government where everyone must have a chip in their hands. [Law enforcement] will scan you to see if you have the chip, and if you don't, you will be arrested for going against the government. It is in Revelations that no man will be able to buy or sell without this chip or the mark of the beast.”
2. Microsoft Kinect has fine print saying the company is not responsible for any surveillance done through it by the US government.
1. The truTV.com website registration form is… a conspiracy. “I HAVE REGISTERED TWICE!!!!ONE WITH TRUTV AT THE TOP WHERE IT SAYS SIGN IN AND ONCE WHERE IT SAYS LOG IN,I AM BOTH SIGNED IN TO TRUTV AT THE TOP AND LOGGED IN TO WHERE IT SAYS VBULLITEN AT THE BOTTOM ,SO IM DUALLY REGISTERED AND SIGNED IN BUT THIS PEICE OF S*** SITE SAYS I CANT POST OR REPLY TO ANTHING !!!!WTF!!!!!”
Happy hunting, everyone.