More Bizarre Conspiracy Theories

Nobody's Fools
The death of Osama Bin Laden in this month's Navy Seal raid hasn't stopped our readers and viewers from testing out their theories about him. Several wrote in to state, unequivocally and for the record, that Osama is alive and well and probably working as a cab driver in Fargo. And these aren't even the most bizarre conspiracy theories; you won't believe what the Hebrew translation of "Lightning from the Heavens" is.
As with our blockbuster post The 21 Strangest Conspiracy Theories, these 17 ideas have not been edited for spelling, grammar, clarity or weirdness.
JFK Theory: "Did ya know JFK might be still alive somewhere in Europe or Italy? There is a book claiming he lived but was exiled by the illuminati rulers of earth cause he wanted to tell the USA that we made contact with higher beings. They kind of faked his death but he lived."
Obama = Osama: "They look alike don't they and Obama is muslim. Also he's trying now to prove he's born in American. Are we being deceived or can Obama possibly be Osama Bin Ladens little brother. Who knows, I don't know what to believe. Especially from a government that hides secrets from us."
Princess Di And The Holy Grail: "The whole world is actually run from Northampton, England. It was going to be capital of England at one point. Where is Lady Diana Spencer buried? It is the only place mentioned in The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail as a possible resting place for the grail that wasn't included in the film The DaVinci Code, why?"
Rosemary's Baby lived: "Is the President the next Antichrist to be among us. There's been many speculation of him being the Antichrist by many believers of this fact. They prove their point by links and research they've gathered up. Numerology showing that Barack Hussein Obama name, birthday, birthplace, and even the governing state he represented leaving 666 to be Barack Hussien Obama numerological number. Not to mention that he's mocked the Bible being ignorant to those of Christian believers."
No fly zones: "There are openings in the North and South Pole, which are not told to the people. Planes are not allowed to fly over the poles, in case they see the opening. The Navy once had a chance encounter with beings in the inner earth in the North Pole." [Emphasis not added. -Ed.]
[ Jesse Ventura's Take ]
Two days after the 9/11 attacks, our government said it was clear-cut that Osama bin Laden was the man behind it all. The State Department released a video showing him describing the attacks. Two weeks later, a Taliban official said he'd just attended Osama's funeral! Did he commit the attacks? Is he really dead? Was he dead by the end of 2001? Now we may never know the truth.
[ Chapters ]
- Nobody's Fools
- Bottom Dollar
- Watergate, Troopergate, Stargate
Watch "Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura." You won't believe what you don't know.







