Jesse Ventura makes the illuminati sign... or it's just bad timing.

Yes, I am the lizard king: "George W. Bush is a reptilian, so are his mom and dad. His brother Jeb is only half reptilian (from when Barbara Bush had an affair with a human)."

Good investments: "The pending collapse of the U.S. dollar will lead to the fall of the U.S. (remember Rome). At that point cash and stocks for smaller people will be useless. Realizing this I have looked to places where there is no currency. I have instead diverted my cash investments into alcohol and cigarettes even though I use neither. I believe these will become valuable in the pending fall. Hopefully when the U.S. falls, the individual states will be OK."

Yep, even more Osama = Obama: "Obama has the look of our enemy, Osama Bin Laden, and the names of Osama and Hussien that of our enemys similar to Baracks Hussien Obamas name. Is that just to reveal he's possibly our enemy too. In the Bible Jesus speaks from Luke 10:18 'I saw Satan as Lightning from Heaven'. Hebrew translation of Lightning from Heaven or the heights is Barak O Bamah. Did he mean he saw Satan as Barack Obama. Will ! I hope you guys make a Documentary of this theory of mines."

Overwhelmed: "I have a conspiracy theory on the illuminati, freemasons, and all the devil worshipers in the movie, music industries and everywhere else for that matter. Get back with me on this subject please....thank-u!!!!!"

Rothschild family: "They invented the bank. They own the majority of the Federal Reserve. They own the IMF, IMF operates the IRS. The Chief of the UN is a Rothschild. The U.S. government is in dept to the Rothschilds......WE ARE ALL DEPT SLAVES TO ROTHSCHILD"

[Yes, most of us are slave to our departments. -Ed.]