You may have heard of Lindsay Lohan. The starlet's rumored booze and drug-fueled exploits have kept her in the public spotlight for years. If you believe the papers, Lindsay certainly sees herself as the victim in all of this. Who could be out to get her? Crazed fans? Jealous co-workers? Obsessed paparazzi? Here's a chance to look at some of the conspiracies that may be swirling around the troubled Lindsay Lohan from her point of view*.
*Disclaimer: She did not really write this. We channeled Lindsay and took our best guest at what could be running thru her addled brain.