2. Maryam Haley, aka ("Haley Paige"), 25

The former Green Party aide cum porn star cum porn director began her career innocuously enough. At age 19, she began nude modeling to help pay rent while working at a Blockbuster in San Diego. She had appeared in over 313 videos by 2007, when her husband, porn director Chico Wanker Wang, brought the aspiring sex therapist to a California hospital, where she was found to have no pulse.