The Royals are Reptiles

If you've ever wondered how Queen Elizabeth is still alive and in power, here's the answer: the Royal Family are all shape-shifting lizard people. Conspiracy master David Icke claims that the Royal Family are not humans but rather alien reptiles who have taken on human form in an effort to enslave humanity. Icke claims to have taped an interview with Christine Fitzgerald, a confidant of Princess Diana's, saying that Diana had told her that the Royal Family hasn't died in ages — they have "metamorphosised" by rebuilding flesh, much in the same manner that a lizard re-grows a tail. She went on to explain that the Queen Mother is "Chief Toad." The reign of the lizard people supposedly stretches beyond England: lizard people have infilitrated the highest levels of power in every country.