Homeland Security Bomb
"In full disclosure, this is not my real address. Last night there was a massive explosion less than ten miles from my house. Homeland Security was in my neghborhood today. They reassured us that it wasn't a bomb..or a gas leak..or a meth lab..or a plane..or a meteor.. I have reason to believe that people at Ft.Benjamin Harrison may have 'lost control' of a predator drone that had a payload of two small missiles. This incident has killed at least 2 people so far, injured several, and literally destroyed an entire subdivision. "