13. Man Sues Magicians for Using His "Power"

According to his website, Christopher Roller is a powerful being (as witnessed by the CIA) and Tom Hanks is going to play him in a movie about his God-like powers and 30 wives. Though Roller talks about his ability to have astral projected sex and to cheat death in a joking manner, he has filed several serious lawsuits. In 2005, Roller sued magician David Blaine for $50 million because, he claimed, Blaine was tapping Roller's power to perform magic tricks. He also sued David Copperfield for similar magic-stealing. Yet, despite being all-powerful, Roller lost his case. But don't worry, according to his website, he'll keep suing.