It may be silly to imagine that most of these people are trying to personally destroy you, but our joking around does come with one caveat. While it may seem absurd to you that debt collectors, the IRS, Scientologists and others all have you on their to-do-in list, the truth is: they are out to get somebody, so why not you?

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you." — from Catch-22 by Joseph Heller