Government Agents Hired Hookers With Your Taxes

Prior to Obama's arrival to the Summit of the Americas in early 2012, at least a dozen members of his personal security detail were allegedly involved with (alleged) Colombian hookers. The incident made news after one of the prostitutes went to the cops for not receiving her paid dues. One Senator expressed concern that the call girls might have been Russian spies looking to acquire sensitive information. Regardless, all the men have been suspended pending the results of an ongoing investigation, which has already revealed the rumor that DEA agents may also have enjoyed the Colombian hospitality.